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Anything can happen at weddings ... and we will be here to tell you all about it.

The Secret Life
of Weddings

Full of alcohol & bad ideas.

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Listen to the latest episodes of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast below, or subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Play, Stitcher, iHeartRadio & more.

 

It's All True.

These girls are not joking. 
Co-hosts Lisa & Rebecca LOVE dishing out the world's craziest wedding tales!

All the stories told on The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast are 100% true and completely unbelievable! These tales of nuptial woe are guaranteed to make you cry-laugh.

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 Co-Hosts Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer

Co-Hosts Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer

Who are Lisa
& Rebecca?

"Who are these two podcast hosts? WTF do they know about weddings anyway?"

Well, first of all we don't appreciate your tone. Secondly, we happen to know a few things because we have been wedding photographers for over 20 years combined in Toronto, Ontario Canada. Yes, we've seen the craziest stuff you can imagine. Do we share our own stories? Not usually - but it does happen, rarely ...

Mostly we share the wildest wedding drama from our listeners and from the news. Remember what they say - truth is stranger than fiction. As we say at the end of every episode - anything can happen at weddings ... and we will be here to tell you all about it.

 

Engaged?
Stressed AF?

The moment you scream 'YES!' you get precisely 24 hours of pure happiness before your parents start asking you questions about the wedding. Stress kicks in, and it's go time. Need a break from the landmine convo explaining why you don't want to  wear your mother-in-law's 70's wedding dress? Listen to The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast  and  go from hot mess wedding planning mode to hot mess pee your pants laughing instead.

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Subscribe?

The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast is EVERYWHERE.
Do you have Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Stitcher, or some other app we haven't even heard of yet? Guess what? We're on there. Go hit the subscribe button in your favourite app and get notified every time a hot off the presses new episode of The Secret Life of Weddings drops! The show is released weekly so make sure you subscribe so you don't miss the latest dirt!

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The Blog

If you’re ready for some straight-talk about weddings, read the blog! We’ve filtered out the fluff and have advice from us - two experienced (and a tad cynical) wedding photographers.

 

 

Got Some Wedding Dirt?

We love to hear the craziest wedding stories in the world! Think your story has what it takes to get featured on The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast?

P.S. You can be anonymous if you want.
We don't judge ... or use names, at least.

 
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LIVE SHOWS

 
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The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast - Live in Toronto

Sat. November 17, 2018 @ 6:30 PM
Gallery 345 [345 Sorauren Ave., Toronto, ON Canada]

Attend a real live recording of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast on Saturday November 17th, 2018 at Gallery 345 in Roncesvalles Village. Each $20 CAD ticket includes a seat at the show and time to hang out & mingle after the performance. Lisa & Rebecca will be taking part in the after party and would love to join everyone for drinks after the recording.

WHO WILL LOVE THIS - If you love reality wedding shows - you'll love this podcast. Everyone from engaged people to wedding industry insiders will enjoy Lisa & Rebecca's fun & honest live show - especially if you're getting married and looking for the *perfect* night out with your bridal party! This is it. You can listen to this podcast free on iTunes, Spotify, etc. or stream episodes via http://secretlifeofweddings.com

GETTING THERE / PARKING - There is plenty of street parking available and Gallery 345 is very accessible via TTC public transit. 

THE BAR - There will be a cash bar on-site with affordable beer, wine & water for attendees. Please remember bring cash to purchase drinks.

 
 

Help! I
Need More Episodes!

Pssst ... Need bonus episodes?
The first 3 Patreon episodes are FREE! 

Well we have good news for you! If you'd like to support The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast, we have a lovely Patreon  page where you can become a Patron of our show.

What does that mean? It means you not only can be proud to support indie podcasters   & content creators (that's us!) but you ALSO get an additional bonus 30 minute episode every single week! You can choose how much to donate per month - from $1 to $10 dollars. Every level gets access to our weekly bonus Patreon episodes. We appreciate your support but know that the main show episodes will always be free!  This is just our little way of saying THANK YOU for helping financially support our show. We love you!

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Anything can
happen at
weddings . . .

... and we will be here to tell you all about it!

Lisa & Rebecca xo

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Shop For
Pretty Shit.

One of the best parts about being engaged is FINALLY being able to buy the hilarious & fun stuff you've been looking at longingly for months.

Or maybe you know someone recently engaged? Either way, we have some exclusive & sassy AF Secret Life of Weddings items in our Shop that you and your BFFs will LOVE. Those without a great sense of humour need not apply.

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The Canada
Shop.

Guess what? We're CANADIAN! It turns out that we have some pretty cool shit that Americans are missing out on ... in particular, legendary Canuck snack cake Jos Louis! These are legendary on our show. Don't be fooled - they are nothing like moon pies or whoopie pies, so don't even with us right now.

Well fear not, because we've created a special Canada Shop especially for our lovely American friends (and the rest of the globe if shipping allows). The best part? When you buy anything from The Canada Shop here on our site, it's all fulfilled seamlessly by Amazon and we are paid a small amount via affiliate links (at NO additional cost to you!) What a perfect way to support The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast and an excuse to get your Canadian snack on at the same time. Thanks for supporting us!

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